So as I write this I’m stuck in traffic and have been for the past hour. Going nowhere fast tends to make you think a lot about the things you can do to pass the time. Me being me and this site being what it is, of course one’s mind tends to turn towards sex. So what to do? I phoned up the office to generally have a whinge about the traffic but I also asked if anyone could come up with a list of things to do to cheer your self up.
I had to laugh at some of the suggestions but some of them were quite creative.
Sexy things to do in traffic
1. Flash your fellow drivers
Personally I thought this was a bit childish, but apparently a quick flash of boob to a tired and frustrated driver can be just the ticket to put a smile on his face. Maybe avoid doing it when there are police around.
2. Go chat up some drivers
So you’re stuck in traffic and it’s not moving anywhere. You look around and spy some drivers who look pretty hot. Well why not go and say hello.
“If no cars are moving then it’s a perfect opportunity to chat up the hottie you’ve been checking out but would never normally go and talk to because you had to drive off. I went out with a guy I met on the highway for two months so you never know.”
Tamela, 26
3. Make the best of your time
If you’re with someone else in the car, have you ever considered what fun you could have with them? When you’re stuck in traffic all the usual rules get thrown out of the window. If your fellow traveller is also someone you quite fancy then now is a good time to strip off and see where the journey takes you…neither of you are going anywhere anyway so you might as well enjoy your time together.
4. Start a sex jam
If you’re going to be stuck in traffic then you might as well start a party whilst you wait. But this could be a party with a twist. As you won’t really be prepped for a normal party (unless you were on your way to one) then you can improvise. Turn on the stereos, get everyone out and mingling and see where the jam takes you.
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