Christmas Sex Positions

Now that Halloween is out of the way it’s time to start thinking about the dreaded ‘Ho Ho Ho’ of Christmas. But it doesn’t have to be so dreaded. Forget about the present buying, the endless trips to the shopping mall, and the ever boring trawling of the internet for presents that nobody wants or needs in their stockings. It’s time to think about what you’d like in your stocking for Christmas. It’s time to think about the best ways to treat you and your fuck buddy this holiday season. It’s time to think about the best Christmas sex positions guaranteed to jingle your bells.

Top Positions to try this Christmas
1. Jingle Balls
It’s not just a funny name, it’s a genuinely fun position to try when the Turkey’s on. If you’re the woman get your man to lie down at the end of the bed with his lower legs resting on the floor. Gently slide down onto his penis with your back facing him. Now start rocking up and down and tickle his balls as you go.

2. Stocking Filler
A variation on the deep stick. If you’re the woman get your man to enter you in the missionary position. Then get him to raise both your legs round his head and pull them close in as tightly as possible. Then get him to fuck you as slowly or as fast as you like. You both get a great tight sensation feeling and you’re guaranteed an orgasm if you keep at it for long enough.

3. Silent Night
If you’ve got loads of family and in laws about the place at Christmas this is a great position to try out. Technically it’s not even a position as it can be done anywhere in the house just so long as no one hears you. Basically just have sex in any position in any part of the house but don’t make any noise! It’s fun trying to stay quiet.

4. Reindeer
Always fun. As the man enter your woman from behind but make sure she keeps her head low to the ground as she crouches low sticking her bum up a little. Using her breasts as reins, ride her as fast or as slow as you like for a bit of festive cheer.

5. Christmas Cracker
Both of you lie down on the floor, the table or the bed your feet opposite each other. Joining arms pull yourselves closer together keeping your legs slightly apart allowing the man to enter the woman. Now still holding arms gently start having sex pulling one another back each time you withdraw. The sensation is amazing!