As a teenage Xander Harris famously said in an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer; “Looking at Linoleum makes me want to have sex.”
Possibly one of the funniest but most accurate lines Joss Whedon has written in his time. But he hit the nail on the head there. For most guys, it doesn’t take much to get us in the mood for a bit of action in the bedroom.
But women approach sex from a slightly different angle.
Tis the season to be sexy
Christmas; rather then being the most wonderful time of the year, it often turns out to be one of the most stressful times of the year. When you’ve been running around shopping, or stressing about seeing family or just trying to bury your head in the sand and hoping the season will pass you buy, the last thing on your mind is ‘man I really want to have sex’.
Or so you’d think.
A small survey of 100 women we conducted over the past month told a very different story.
Of the females polled around 85% said they found their libido actually increasing the closer it got to Christmas.
“All the decorations not to mention the various Christmas parties and dos you end up attending make me want to have sex more then I usually do.”
Tarni, 23, Brisbane
“It’s just the best de-stresser ever! Sometimes when I come home from work, a good long fuck is the perfect way to unwind. At Christmas, I want it more and longer because all the shopping and stupid things I have to do make me really tired and fed up.”
Libby, 37, Sydney
“I’m such a horn dog these days anyway. But Christmas really ramps it up to another level. All the decorations, all the hot guys out in their beach wear…I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t want to have sex this Christmas!”
Yvonne, 28, Adelaide
"It’s just everyone is in such a rush but at the same time really socially active at this time of the year. Sex is one of the many fringe benefits I enjoy over Christmas.”
Adele, 18, Brisbane
Sex could be the perfect gift this Christmas
Well then. I guess there’s not much left to say except that if you’re looking for a gift to give your fuck buddy, you could do a lot worse then to just burst out of a giant gift box wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ho Ho Ho indeed.
Happy fucking!
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