santa's festive sex positions

Is sex an acceptable gift to give someone for Christmas? Hell yeah!

With the sleigh bells just around the corner now, it’s time to get your thinking caps on and decide how best to treat your fuck buddy this December 25th. Do you send a card, or do you have each other stuffed together in a sleeping bag like turkeys in a stocking trying every position you can before the friction burns become too painful?

I know which option I’ll take Santa.

Dear Santa…this year I’d like to know the best positions to fuck in

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! So...